Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Adam and Eve had the Perfect Marriage

Man and woman holding hands, close-up of hands No way around it, I think that Adam and Eve probably had the perfect marriage. Here are a few reasons why …

  • Eve never had to hear Adam talk about how good his mom cooked.
  • Eve never questioned Adam’s faithfulness by asking, “Are you sure there’s no one else?”
  • Eve wasn’t lying when she told Adam that he was the best looking man in the whole world.
  • Adam never went off fishing with his buddies.
  • Adam never had to hear about all the men Eve could have married.
  • Eve didn’t need to clothes shop.
  • Adam never had to answer the age old question that gets all men in trouble, “Honey, do I look fat in this fig leaf?”
  • Adam didn’t have to pay for a different pair of shoes for every outfit Eve owned.
  • Adam never had to hear Eve say, “You know those fig leaves don’t match, don’t you?”

Can you think of any other reasons that Adam and Eve had a perfect marriage?

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